The tour will be self-guided
The chance that we will travel to perform our music in-person is as slim as either one of us, take your pick, one of two grown men living hundreds of miles apart, each around 2 meters tall, together weighing about as much as a proverbial linebacker, proverbial because we are not certain how big actual linebackers are. Together, in hale slenderness, we welcome you to tour the grounds.

Mayhem (or similar)

Talking bubbles

Time is an abstract concept

Spread the word!

Every November

Electrocuted, in a good way

Slow down and electrify

Cumberland gap

Persistent vibration

Wow, that’s fantastic!

