The tour will be self-guided

The chance that we will travel to perform our music in-person is as slim as either one of us, take your pick, one of two grown men living hundreds of miles apart, each around 2 meters tall, together weighing about as much as a proverbial linebacker, proverbial because we are not certain how big actual linebackers are. Together, in hale slenderness, we welcome you to tour the grounds.